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Local Woman Discovers Time Saving Practice, Making Breakfast While She Showers!
No, alas, here's the true story.
I awoke and realized that I, MOM, was the only person currently awake chez nous. I quickly seized upon the idea of having a shower, alone and uninterrupted. I painstakingly extracted myself from between two sleeping babes, found a robe and slippers and tiptoed downstairs for a cup of coffee. I grabbed the baby monitor from the counter and walked back upstairs to the bathroom. Put down the coffee and went to plug in the monitor. It was then that I noticed, I had failed to get the baby monitor, but had brought the toaster.
In my defense, they sit right beside each other on the kitchen counter, they are both white in color and they both make a buzzing sound.
By the time I'd gone back to the kitchen for the correct item, Henry was awake and my shower remained just a dream.
